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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby dainul » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:45 am

Took my car in to have its MOT today:

"Is there any particular time you need it back?"
*looks thoughtful* "Saturday?"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby dainul » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:34 pm

On a combat mission in the WoD game, after several hours of Sarge drilling the various teams on what constitutes 'reasonable force'. In a narrow corridor , two nutters come at Sarge and Joey with knives from opposite directions. Back to back, both open fire.

Sarge: "Contact!"
Joey: "Reasonable Force!!!!!"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby spsblue » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:49 pm

"Dakron stole my cupcake!"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Hatsuo1980 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:50 pm

Rebecca's despair follower after i gave her a roll that i had put my finger in

"Noooo i don't want dirty hope fingering"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby dainul » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:12 pm

I can't remember the exact line but Rail/Luke's air mage after Mungo prevented me from summoning a fire sword by tickling me:

"Yes! Defused potentially violent situations through negotiation, food and tickling."
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Edd » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:29 pm

"Can we get Justice a cow-bell?"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Rebecca » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:45 pm

Monkay tries to pass Irisis a piece of bread that he's buttered with his fingers.
Irisis: "NO! No dirty fingering from Hope followers!!!"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Brave Sir Robin » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:38 am

To do:
- Find the chalice
- Save the world
- Lunch
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Niamh » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:15 am

Having explained to my work colleague that I'll be unable to contact him for the week due to my unusual taste in hobbies:

Me, to boss: I've already explained I'll be away next week, because -
Colleague: Niamh's going away to be an animal!
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby bedevere » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:04 am

In a thread in 'Discussions and Questions', not long ago at all.

"The uni rules might need to be adjusted to allow for death."
So then he goes, YOU SHALL NOT PASS, and I say "I've got WINGS? I can FLY?" It was hilarious! The dwarf was tough, but the elf was delicious and they had some men and these four bite-sized guys, too. The wizard was fuming when I flew off.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Ben » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:26 pm

“There are Four. Human. Tribes”
“There are these things that are the kin of dragons”
“What are they?”
“They’re called dragonkin.”

“This is the High Priest of Dave, god of shouting and puns, and I am his Paladin.”
“Really???”
“No.”

“He could be Dave.”
“How many human tribes are there?”
“Ermmmm”
“He’s not Dave.”

“And then some goblins came”
“In YOUR end o”
“Will that ever get old?”
“It’s already old”
“Will that ever get older?”
“No...just like those children.”
"And unconscious people always count as willing"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby dainul » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:05 pm

While helping Lorraine in with her stuff after the event, she walked into a tree.

Lorraine: "Sorry, tree."
*pause*
Lorraine & Me in unison "Sorry, Tree Spirits!"
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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby RDB » Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:35 pm

Whilst sniffing very obviously

"you smell of bubbles and demons"


Said to a very unamused chinese waiter by Maggot who hasn't quite got out of the roleplaying scenario.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Ben » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:52 pm

From Zem's graveyard post:

"Zemepatis was lovely...We were going to Nomad together"

I'm guessing that's something sexual?
"And unconscious people always count as willing"

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Re: Quote of the Day

Postby Blue mage » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:34 pm

((When the party from a webcomic see a dragon, are told to kill it by the librarian that follows them))

"Its a fire-breathing, armour plated, hyper intelligent, magical, massive, overly strong KILLING MACHINE! YOU kill it!"
As it turns out, our battle plan is NOT "Synchronized Panicking"


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