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Damntown, town of The Fey

Postby Littleben » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:37 pm

Damntown, town of the fey
Good for a drink and good for a lay
If you're pure of heart you better not stay
We cater for all (...even the gay)

[Taric pondered whether he classed as pure of heart but this was the only place to stay for a while and Taric had travelled long and far.]

~~ Read in tune of 'Damntown' ~~

Taric decided to go, though he was just passing through.
He went for a drink, but he stayed for a few.
He got really drunk, and forgot his own name.
Rfhg dj blah blah, da da do do aaame!!

Hey ho ho hey, this is Taric's farewell.
Met 3 dirty goblins, who he thought were swell.
They told him a story, of robbing some guy.
Then he saw a man who was horny, in the corner of his eye.

Someone gave him a tip, that 2 virgins taste better.
Then next thing he knew, all things got redder.
Stretched on his grave, he drifted to sleep.
Here we're all hoping, not straight to the deep!

Damntown, town of the fey
Good for a drink and good for a lay
If you're pure of heart you better not stay
We cater for all (...even the gay)
As long as I can't lose, I've already won.

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